Today (er, this evening) was clean-the-dresser-and-behind-the-dresser-and-everywhere-near-it day.
At first it looked like this:
I won't / can't post what it looks like now. I'm just taking a break. Too damn dusty.
Anyway, here's the list, in no particular order:
By the way, here's what it looks like now:
At first it looked like this:
I won't / can't post what it looks like now. I'm just taking a break. Too damn dusty.
Anyway, here's the list, in no particular order:
- a pin that says Go Fords!
- twenty or so mismatched Legos
- parts of what used to be some kind of purple model car
- several rocks
- a hunk of what is known as "Fool's Gold"
- four small, intact, perfectly white seashells
- five Chap-Stiks
- a lacrosse ball
- a pocket day-planner / calendar thingy for 2006 through 2008
- a folding Chinese-style fan (intact)
- a magnetic pelican
- an empty pack of Djarum Black kreteks from when they were still allowed to be called "cigarettes"
- a long piece of foam with no discernible use
- a laser pointer with no batteries
- batteries
- several large plastic bags full of plastic bags
- more Neutrogena for sensitive skin
- still more paper clips
- lots of staples. like, a lot of staples
- a piece of paper with something written on it, can't tell, but the date indicated I was in fourth grade
- another pair of lounge pants (that makes six)
- a broken cigarette holder I bought in China and never used because, well, it was always broken
- a receipt for something that looks important
- a nearly-full spray can of Oust
- several model cars I'd forgotten I had
- Purell that was much less viscous than it's meant to be
- GameBoy Advance cartridges for Golden Sun and, for some reason, The Hobbit
- a wine cork from Funky Llama
- a lot of Day of Silence stickers
- a nametag
- a magnet with my name on it from the Poconos
- a tiny backpack
- a vibrantly decorated notebook/calendar I never used :(
- an orange teddy bear with Eric Lindros' name and number on (a former Philadelphia Flyer)
- handheld Boggle
- cough drops
- a very large Dora the Explorer coloring book
- two dredels
- Predator on VHS
- a watch on a carabiner (it's stopped)
- a map of the MTA (Maryland's public transit system)
- a 5-pound dumbbell
- every card I got for graduation (no money in them though...I checked)
- a letter from my aunt, the only part of which that caught my eye was "get yourself a local gay male shrink - they're easy to find in an academic place!"
- a large piece of metal from my old computer desk
- a totally gutted old Dell computer that had been completely obscured by stuff
- bags of beer caps and tabs from cans
- my megaphone!
- a neatly-folded, perfectly clean area rug
By the way, here's what it looks like now:
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